Damnit, it’s all Evremonde’s fault. I was perfectly happy ignoring her litslash, but she got me to thinking. Who would I slash if I wanted to slash a classic?

Twain, obviously.

So here we go. It isn’t wrought with smut. I was more interested in the story. I’ve always had a fascination with Edward Tudor. He really was a gentle king for the times. Unfortunately, everyone was after his crown. He died at 16, some say of consumption, some say congenital syphilis. That’s so not okay with me, and not very romantic (and you guys know what a sentimental romantic I am (insert eyeroll here). I’d rather he lived. So here’s my litslash. This takes place roughly seven years after Twain’s illustrious work.


Title: To Forego the Crown
Fandom: The Prince and the Pauper
Author: Caer
Warnings: Just a bit of boy on boy action. More Lime than Lemon.


Bedecked in the finest raiment one could acquire in England at the time, a young boy who currently bore the heavy title of Edward Tudor, King of England, sat and stared down at the street beyond the castle walls, wishing he could go about in the thick of it. Instead, he was trapped here, listening to a cumbersome lecture about his inability to grasp the intricacies of the Greek. Of course being king, the unhappy speech was bedecked with “begging thy grace’s pardon” and “with all due respect.” For though Edward was a gentle king, and young still at 16, his courtiers still carried themselves as though the were yet under the unhappy shadow of his late father, King Henry the VIII.

So the young boy bore with a brave heart, this lecture, though he was tempted to cast the unhappy teacher out, that he might have some respite from the long day. Many hours had been spent dictating policy and hearing trials. Rather than this tedium, he longed for a light repast and a little sleep. Instead, he had been whisked off to attend his studies for the remainder of the day.

A knock at the door ended his torture and a silken servant opened the door announcing a visitor.

His majesty’s Ward, Tom Canty and the head swords master, Count Trelaine.”

Happily dismissing his teacher with an airy wave of his hand, the young king rose to meet them.

Tom! Count Trelaine. A pleasure to see your return. Let the table be spread for my guests.” He clapped his pale hands and immediately, two servants jumped to fulfill his majesty’s wish.

How now, Count? Thou hast an unhappy countenance about thee. Did the training go badly?” He looked to the young blond boy, raising an eyebrow while the count sputtered and “hemmed.”

I can not stay, majesty but I beg ye. It was with great regret, but a good grace that I accepted to train this young man in the art of swordsmanship. However, he hath disgraced my teachings, rathering to make me a fool. First, pretending to be ever clumsy with the rapier, then fetching my hand such a blow as like to a master. If he can not take his teaching seriously, I must sadly ask that you find another teacher, for I am at my end of patience.”

Indeed,” the young king looked crossly at his young ward, and were it but for the differences in their raiment, he might well be looking into a mirror. The boy was small and frail. Ringlets of blond curls hung prettily under his feathered cap of purple velvet. His eyes shone with mischief, though he bowed his head humbly. The young king bowed his head to the unhappy count.

Indeed, tis not meet that he should riddle our good swords master with such disgrace. Go then with assurance, that he will not go unpunished for such an unhappy offence.”

You are most gracious my lord.” He bowed and doffed his hat to the king, before throwing on last heated scowl at his young student and strutting off, as if satisfied that justice had been done.

When he was gone and the door was closed, the boy who looked to be Tom Canty grinned a vibrant grin. The king however sighed and hung his head.

Sooth your grace, thou hast gotten me in trouble now.” He began to take off his kingly vestments, laying them carefully on the bed, while his less brilliantly decked counterpart did the same, still smiling.

Oh, but Tom, twas a joy to go about, and none to tell me of my responsibilities or burdens. Thou should have seen the good Count in his perplexed ness. Twas glorious. Long has it been since I have been able to humble that great oaf. Ha! Thinks him a swords master, but I hath learnt from far better than he!”

Tom smiled as he disclothed piece by piece until he was only clad in his hosiery. He did not notice the disguised kings hungry eye upon him as he assisted his king in disrobing himself.

So please your worship, twould be no ill burden now and again to trade thee places, save for the vexation of the Count. Next we meet, shall he labor me with a heavy hand.”

Nonsense!” the king said good-naturedly, allowing Tom to slide his customary doublet onto his thin shoulders. “The good count shall be paid treble for thy teaching and perhaps show a little more humility at thy next encounter.”

Tom had doubt of this, but spoke not. His young king had been ill of late, and sorely in need of excursion from his daily tasks. He was tired and wrought. Even after one day away from the palace, there was color back in his cheeks and lightness to his step. Tom would have taken this small weight and more to see his good king well again. Still, it often left him in a bit of trouble. He buttoned King Edward’s doublet and strapped his small dagger back about his waist.

Then, if I might entreat your majesty to perhaps better prepare me when next we exchange places? I was ill ready for the courts today and I fear thou shalt have hardship making good mine clumsy errors of policy.”

The king laughed a merry laugh then. “Tom, thou ruleth with a hand as gentle as a lamb. Truly, thou art at times a better king than I. Worry not. Now, to your punishment.” The king said, casting about for something. Tom sputtered.

My punishment?”

After all,” Edward said blithely, eyeing his young ward critically. “The king did promise the good Count a proper punishment upon thee.”

But… in sooth, it was not I who disgraced the Count but thee!”

Tis true, but we are but ourselves again! Surely thou would not have me punished instead? The King of England? Wouldst call the whipping boy Tom?”

Tom shook his head incredulously, as Edward found what he was looking for. It was a whip, with several leather tassels. It was more decorative than a true device of torture, a fine gift from the good lady *****.

Now, good Tom, thou shalt sit on the bed, on thy knees and receive thy thrashing. Dar’st thou defy thy king?”

Tom bowed his head and submitted. It was more game than anything and he was glad that his king was in a playful mood again. Sad he had seemed of late. Obediently, Tom crawled onto the bed, still clad in only his hose. Sat he upon his knees and awaited ‘his’ punishment.

Now, seal thine eyes and open them not.” Young Edward whispered, walking to the side of the bed.

Tom closed his eyes, trembling a bit, though he knew that his king would not bestow heavy blows upon him. The cold air bit at his naked torso and if that wasn’t enough, the mere knowledge that Edward was circling him with the whip in question made his skin tingle with imagined blows. However instead of the leather assailing his skin, he felt it soft and clinging against his hosed thigh, trailing up his chest before caressing his neck, the whip catching his chin and raising it up.

Raise thy head Tom. Accept thy paltry stripes, not as the beggar thou wert, but as the highest of royalty, for thou art at my side always.”

Tom was shaking, but he nodded, shifting uncomfortably, a slight heat building in him as he was scolded thus. True to his king’s wish, he kept his eyes closed. The whip trailed down around his shoulder, the leather tassels brushing softly over his shoulder and onto his back before it was raised away and he waited, trembling for the first strike.

Edward admired the delicate beauty of the young boy… his mirror image, sitting there on his knees on the bed. Rosy nipples were perked in excitement and Edward licked his dry lips as he watched his young ward shiver in the chilly air. His skin was as gooseflesh from the cold, though he dared not cross his arms and give into the chill without consent of his king.

Edward traced his soft buckskin whip along Tom’s thin back before raising it up and bringing it down again, only hard enough to leave a bright pink welt. Tom flinched minutely, but seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, as the pain was minimal. Edward bestowed upon him twenty lashes, making the soft skin of the boy’s back hot to the touch that came afterward. Edward laid the whip upon the silks of his bed and brushed his fingertips down the hot skin.

Again, Tom shifted uncomfortably. The heat was not only in his back, but also between his legs and on this, Tom wondered confusedly. Only in vague, unexplained dreams had this particular heat arisen, and Tom had awakened feeling wet and dirty, hiding his laundry ashamedly afterward, wrapping them in the sheets, so the maids in waiting would not see such soil and think him the wretch that he had been born.

Wicked Tom. Hast learned a righteous lesson now? Prithee, refrain opening thine eyes, lest ye bring the wrath of thy king upon thee.”

An it please your majesty, tis not my right to utter it, but thine to declare me vindicated of my sin.”

Well said, young ruffian!” Edward clapped his hands at the game, but bounced around on the bed till he was facing young Tom forwardly. Lost in his own fascination and comfortable that they were unhindered by curious eyes, all the servants having been dismissed, Edward stared at the young blond, entranced.

Prithee, Tom, move ye not.”

He raised a softened hand to trace the soft lips of his veritable twin. They were a bit dry from excitement and Edward shivered as his ward’s small pink tongue darted out to wet them, touching his own straying fingers as they moved away. He smoothed his fingers through Tom’s ever clean blond curls.

Edward moved forward and cradled Tom’s head, drawing forth an exhale of surprise at the King’s close proximity. Tom smelled raw and unperfumed, save for the cider that tinted his breath of apples. Edward could hold back no longer, his desire to taste that sweet vapor and closed his mouth over Tom’s, licking at those whetted lips as he pushed the boy down onto the bed, pinning him with his own small weight.

Tom’s eyes flew open and he cried into the warm mouth that assailed his, but he was unable to pull away as he was pushed into the soft billowy blankets of the king’s luxuriant bed. The strong hands of his king wrapped like steel bands around his wrists, pinning his arms on each side of his head. He could feel something hard against his leg and did not think that it was his majesty’s dagger. He was afraid to fight his king’s desire or privilege and yet this was beyond all sense. The king nudged Tom’s reluctant lips open with his own and slid a questing tongue into his slack mouth, making Tom moan with fear and pleasure both.

Edward came away with shining eyes, looking down on his beautiful ward.

Toms own eyes were glistening with tears, and with terror as he took deep breaths after being muffled so. Gathering his courage, he voiced his objection.

Majesty, please. This cannot be! Surely thy sickness addles thine constitution. I am no woman.”

For soothe, no, ye are not Tom, yet more beautiful in mine eyes than any of my fairer courtiers. Know I not, why I desireth such sinful pleasures.” He said, rubbing the hardness that Tom still did not quite understand, against his quivering thigh and moaning as he did so. It was not until he shifted slightly, straddling the poor quivering boy that this hardness rubbed against the fiery heat of Tom’s own that Tom began to realize.

No, majesty! Degrade thyself not. This is not meet! God help me. Though shalt wake tomorrow and surely think thyself cursed with illness for such a regretful feeling. It is wrong in all eyes, and in God’s eyes. If friends we truly be, would ye invite such horrors as would be my fate, were the court to find that ye were beguiled so?”

Such madness Tom!” His lord’s eyes flashed indignantly. “Perhaps you are right that my recent ill health has made me so. However, I would never let any hand touch you in such an unkind way, such is our friendship.”

Edward let go of one of Tom’s wrists to stroke an errant tear away from one pale and beautifully flushed cheek.

However, do you deny your king such a simple pleasure? Perhaps, once sated, my illness will leave me. If it is my command that you remain bodily under me and let me take what pleasure I desire, then the king has spoken and it shall be so.”

The fire in Edwards eyes bespoke a harsh punishment should Tom refuse, and more than a few gentle lashes. Tom prayed that that fire also bespoke of another fever, that oft afflicted his frail king of late, and prayed that God would forgive them both for what Tom was about to let happen.

The shaking boy closed his eyes and submitted, a soft, scared “So be it then, an it please your majesty.” Edward descended upon him then, rubbing unashamedly against his gentle ward, groaning and kissing the boy. Tom let the tears flow then… tears for his majesty’s ailment, as well as his poor wretched self. The heat between his legs grew and he moaned between sobs, for surely he was going to hell and wondered if the better choice would have been to flee from his majesty instead.

Edward feasted upon Tom’s neck and lips like a wild animal, all the while rubbing hard, trying desperately to quench the heat between his own legs upon Tom’s person. He was hard and wet against his hose and he reached down, hiking up his doublet in order to get more sensation against his wards less covered excitement. Panting and moaning, he gyrated his hips, needing more, but knowing not what. The fire built until it was raging inside of him and a feeling of such blessed pleasure, rocked him to his core and he pressed his hips hard against Toms, feeling his hosiery grow wet with warm liquid.

Oh Tom!” He cried out in pleasure, before collapsing against his wards quaking chest, incoherent to anything but the receding pleasure of his release.

When he came to himself, Tom was beside himself, shaking with sobs, his beautiful blond lashes dampened with tears. His cheeks were wet with them and red with shame. Edward cooed soft assurances to his sweet beautiful ward, that he had done nothing wrong and would receive no punishment, but Tom was inconsolable and would not speak. A cloying guilt began to gather in the young kings stomach, when Tom would not be calmed. Pulling the covers over Tom gently, he slunk away to wash himself. Ridding himself of his soiled hose, he reclothed himself and left Tom to his misery retreating to some corner to release his own shame and sorrow.


Miles Hendon made way with little grace and much cursing, fumbling his way through the dark room. This was once Edward’s boyhood playroom and it was rich with toys and amusements of all sorts, lavish gifts from monarchs throughout Europe. Though the boy no longer played here, he often came to this room for solitude. Indeed no one was allowed to venture here, but himself and Tom Canty. When the court had begun to fret over the young King’s whereabouts, Miles had offered to come find him.

Sure enough, the comely young boy was seated in the corner, gazing out the small window into the court below. Miles approached with much noise, hindered as he was by lack of light and objects of mystery throughout the room.

Your majesty, I had word that you were not to be found. I was suspect that perhaps you resided here, as you are oft to do when you are wrought with ill humor.”

He grunted as he ran into something in the nearly black room.

Thou would light a candle for ease of sight, my young prince. It would not do for you to come to harm by an odd trip…”

Sir Miles Hendon came to stand by his young friend, not missing the glitter of an errant tear on the brave face.

Thou art troubled my lord?”

With trembling lip, the young king bespoke with gentle sadness.

I fear that I…” he choked, trying to be strong. “I…”

Miles’ heart went out to the young boy. He was a king, but a boy ever still. Barely sixteen years had he claimed, and though he had bestowed a kind and gentle hand on his people, and kept a firm hand on his court, it was no secret to his close friends, that the burden of the crown weighed heavily on him. His health had suffered greatly, and with his body already frail and little, the strain shown even more clearly.

Your majesty, if what little comfort I may bestow, though I bear not the worth of such an honor, perhaps if I may…” He reached out a hand hesitantly, touching a shaking shoulder under the fine crushed velvet.

Presently, he felt a small trembling body fairly fly within the protection of his steady arms. The young boy shook with sobs and buried his face in Miles’ shoulder.

Oh Miles, what am I to do?” He wailed, clinging ever so tightly to his older friend. Miles brought a hand up to cup softly, the blond curls of his frail King’s head, and bring what comfort he could to the distraught boy.

Methinks the very devil hath laid his evil hand upon me! For though I am want like my father, to look for companionship in the fairer courtiers, rather, mine eyes find only happiness in the bright visage of my gentle Ward. I have just hence taken a base and physical pleasure from a sweet and gentle soul. I let him not deny it. In sooth, beside thyself, he is my most loyal of subjects, more over a dear friend. Yet have I dealt him ill. He lies now with bitter tears within my chambers. Surely now, he will have naught but hate for his king, who hath used him unjustly.”

Miles started in shock, though it did not surprise him utterly. He had seen the hungry way Edward had looked at his young twin of late. He had noticed the errant touches and gentle courting of a young lover. However, he had thought it might pass, an errant fancy of a young boy. It was all too familiar to him. He held Edward tightly, lending what support he could.

Nay, good majesty. Thy ward loves thee well, make no mistake. However, his grace forgets, that young Tom has seen men burned alive for less. Even though thou hast since repealed the punishment for buggery, the whole of England hast not yet put forth this law in practice. Though Tom is yet of a simple mind, he is like to think himself a witch, or becursed himself by the devil for tempting thee thus. Were it to be found, he would surely be flung to the tower, or worse.”

Nay, this would never be allowed.” The young King’s eyes flashed fiercely. “No such harm would be allowed on the head of my ward, of this I swear!”

Miles observed him gently. Already his shaking had subsided, yet he did not pull from his larger friend’s embrace. However the deep passion shone. The Earl of Kent wasted no time in his response.

My lord, list thee well. A young cousin of mine, was once so afflicted, and though he too bespoke of bewitchment by the devil, he was in mine eyes no sinner, nor had he any evil within him of which to speak.”

The king listened quietly, not moving as Miles wiped the tears from his cheek.

He loved, a young and comely tinker boy, though such a love was unrequited. He thought himself victim to the devil himself and set to various remedies, potions, tortures and cures, trying to rid himself of such a blemish. Yet, so sweet and gentle, to seem absurd that the mark of the devil could be on him. He died shortly thereafter, unable to stand his pain… yet never another soul harmed but those that loved him, by his death.”

Though thinkest he was not evil?”

In truth, I knoweth not, your majesty. But were I to see such a fate befall thee, my guilt would know no bounds, truly, for in gentleness, thou and he art the same.”

But what is to be done?”

My lord, it is no unhappy accident, that I came in search of thee. There are terrible things afoot. Such plots against thee. Prithee, thou hast oft spoken of a desire to lay aside thine scepter and live again to enjoy the common freedom. Didst thou jest?”

Explain thyself, with speed. Thou knowest I did not.”

Thy grace’s illness is not by chance, but by poison, I have learned.”

Poison? But surely my taster…”

Would notice a quick poison, true, but a slow poison, when he tastes but a small portion of thy repast, and thou devoureth the rest.”

Tis true.” The prince said slowly, chewing on this new discovery, unsurprised, having had such suspicions himself. “It is well known to me that John Dudley hath taken unkindly to my refusal to let him rule as like to the King.”

And surely not alone in his vie for the crown through you, as has been witnessed.”

He shall be thrown in the tower then!” The prince said, stamping his foot.

I beg thee stay thy hand, your majesty, for we know not whether it be him or not, but such plotting may yet work to our advantage your grace.”

Prithee, how so?”

Were ye to die a staged death, none would be the wiser, and ye could quit this place.”

Staged? But how, with physicians always at beck and call?”

Physicians can be bribed your majesty. However, they can also be deceived.”

Do go on.”

A draught, concocted by the witches of the Bridge, which claims to bring a sleep, so close to death, that no expert physician would be the wiser, but lasting only a night.”

Oh, is it so? Surely, such a miraculous drink could have me done with my royal shackles!”

And when the body hath been removed from public eye, could we steal away with it, and never be again seen in London. For thou wouldst agree that in less stately raiment, would none recognize a king having never laid eyes upon him first hand.”

And to live in Hendon Hall, with but a small coffer to last us, oh and twould be a joy, and more bliss than my dreams hath brought. Were I to drink but a simple potion.”

No!”

Both turned at once, the king quickly leaping from his friend’s arms, brushing down his waistcoat. Seeing only Tom though, both relaxed.

Good Tom, thou givest such a fright. Whence came ye and how long?”

Twas sufficient.” He stepped forward and dropped to his knees in front of his king, who put a tentative hand on the boy’s head. “My king, I beg ye. Let poor Tom be the bearer of this drink, for thou art weak of body. Surely even a less harmful poison may bring thy unhappy end.”

No Tom.” The king looked upon his young ward with fierce eyes. “Thou should not take such a risk. I would not have it!”

Tom is right, my lord.” Miles interjected swiftly. “Far safer, that ye were to trade places again as ye did today.” This statement made both boys blush scarlet at having been discovered; yet by such familiar eyes as those of Miles Hendon it was no surprise.

My lord,” Tom spoke softly, his head bowed. “I am afear’d of this thing that we hath done. Yet were I to see thee succumb to death, mine own life would soon follow. Please, for this small boon. Let me take thy place.”

Edward stroked Tom’s pale cheek with his hesitant fingers. A joyous ache arose in his chest and the young monarch was humbled. Tom had not forsaken him. More still, the love he must have, to offer possibly his life, made Edward Tudor tremble with happiness. His eyes were shining as he let his fingers trail along Tom’s chin.

Tom… I thank ye.”

Tom’s eyes rose to meet those of his king, and he smiled. All uncertainty he may have had was dashed away by the love and tears shining in the King of England’s eyes.

Miles stood and bowed. “And now, if I might beg thy majesty’s leave, I must away with speed to the Bridge to acquire this fateful drink. The sooner we carry out this task, the safer my lord will be from foul. I would suggest the banquet set for two nights hence.”

Let it be done then!” the king cried happily, his tears forgotten. “Tom and I shall be so like to the other, our own blood will find no fault with the jest.”


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That night, in the great banqueting room, Tom sat quietly, surrounded by the highest lords and ladies of England. Far over, at the end of one of the lower tables, he eyed Miles and his good king. Edward met his eyes and bowed his head slightly. That small gesture instilled a great confidence in the young boy and he lifted his head regally. Twas long since he had sat in such a position for such a fine feast, and he waited patiently, a small vial clutched in his small fist.

Grace was said, and the loving cup was passed. By and by, eyes strayed from the small king to the feasting and dancing. Carefully Tom waited, using his thumb to pry off the small cork under the table. Leaning forward, he poured the tiny amount of dark liquid into his cup. Looking up quickly, he saw the eyes of only his king. The boy’s face was pale as he watched, almost rising up to stop this act, but for Miles’ hand on his thin shoulder.

Shakily, Tom smiled at his king, hoping to reassure him. He thanked God that his friends could not see his shaking hands at such a distance. He stared at the cup now, not sure how to go about the task. That could be his very death in that cup of cloying sweet wine. Truly, if God was angered at recent actions with his king, might he very well smite him down this very night with this nefarious concoction.

However, he thought it better to be he than his beloved king, and with this on his mind, he took the cup and downed the liquid in one drink, hoping that the discourteous act would be politely passed off as a heavy thirst, as he could not muster the courage to take the potion in sips. He waited for the drink to take effect but felt nothing. Looking at his king and his friend, he raised an eyebrow in question, they replied with the same confused gestures.

Edward leaned over to his friend.

Miles, I see no effect!”

In sooth your majesty, I may have been deceived for a pretty sum. Perchance your young Tom has simply downed a drought of valueless colored water.”

The banquet finished and Tom looking no worse for wear, though he ate little, remembering that the King was in fact being fed a slow poison in what dish he could not be certain. As the dinner finished and all stood before him, he thanked them, bowing his head and stood himself. As one of the many servants took his chair from him, he was hit with a sudden swaying dizziness. He fell back a bit before catching himself on his chair. Several hands came to support him. His fellow nobles supported him away from the table and though his sight was blurred, he could hear the Duke of Northumberland asking to his health.

I… a touch of the faintness hath hit me. The wine hath a heavy effect methinks,” he mumbled, trying to stand.

Immediately, court physicians were summoned, and several nobles and servants walked alongside him, lending him graceful support before he swayed and collapsed against one, being then lifted like a small child and carried out of the Banquet hall with great speed.

The young monarch stifled a moan of horror, as his ward, in guise of the king was carried out of the hall, limp and senseless, his eyes slowly closing, sinking into a sleep from which he would not wake in the eyes of England. He moved to follow, but was stayed by his good friend.

Marry, my king, let not thy fears betray our actions. Tom will be fine.”

Hours later, on a July morning, the bell tolled and the cry went out.

The King is dead!”

Long live the queen!”

And in the darkness of that fateful night, a lone carriage stole from the castle of England, back to Kent and a happier life, leaving the baser nobility to squabble for the crown.

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Tom Canty awoke, shivering and weak. Never before had he felt such a deathly cold upon him, so that every jostle of the carriage he was currently in, pained him and made his limbs burn with a cold pinching fire. Licking his lips, he let out a low moan, and was immediately pulled into a warm embrace.

Move thee not Tom. Thou art yet weak.”

He opened his eyes, to find himself happily in the arms of his good king. The good Earl of Kent sat across from them, eyes closed in slumber. Licking his lips, he whispered faintly.

M…majesty?”

His lord’s smile was pure warmth as he looked down, shaking his head and pulling the boy closer.

No longer. The king has sent up his ghost, and good riddance to that hated title. The young king’s countenance grew clouded for a moment, before he shrugged off the ill humor and looked down, smiling. “Goodness, thou art as a baby kitten in these arms.” His eyes flashed and he smiled with mischief. “Thou hast not the strength to fight or cry out, were I to take thy lips upon mine.”

Tom smiled. He felt as though a great weight had been lifted. His gentle king was away from the preying Duke of Northumberland, and with good food and fresh air, he would soon be well again and free of danger. Most of all, they would be together. No matter what God may have in store for them, it seemed such a simple harmless pleasure.

Tom reached a weak hand up to touch his king’s face gently. He smiled.

Then tarry not, majesty. My lips, nay, all that I am is thine, for thou art my king still.”

Young Edward wasted no more time, but claimed Tom’s cold lips in a happy kiss.